You back a game on Kickstarter for $25 and it sells for $2
What would you do? In March of last year, Descendent Studios launched its Kickstarter for Descent: Underground with the expectation...
CJ Andriessen
Editor-at-Large – CJ has been a contributor to Destructoid since 2015, originally writing satirical news pieces before transitioning into general news, features, and other coverage that was less likely to get this website sued.
Dtoid Designs: Mario at the Movies Challenge Winners
Get some popcorn & check these out! Before the big ball drops tonight and we close out December and 2015,...
Confirmed: 2016 will have boobs
We’re still waiting for word on butts As we approach 2016, a lot of questions linger about the upcoming year....
Review: Guns Up!
Pew, pew, pfft I don’t know what I’ve been told. I don’t know what I’ve been told. Free-to-play games leave me mighty...
Animal Crossing amiibo Festival Drinking Games
Fucked up, gonna get fucked up Driving, sex, and watching baseball: what do these three things have in common? They...
Konami gives Hideo Kojima an entire hour of outdoor time (Fauxclusive)
To celebrate his Game Awards win Saying it’s not the monster the media has made it out to be, Konami...
Review: Animal Crossing amiibo Festival
More like ‘bored’ game, amirite? Earlier this year, Animal Crossing series director Aya Kyogoku was asked why she decided to...
Dtoid Designs: The Mario at the Movies Challenge
Let’s make some Oscar bait! Update: The submission period has expired. Thank you to everyone who entered. Dtoid Designs is...
Dtoid Designs: The five best Un-Mario levels
Check out the winners of round two This month for the second Dtoid Designs contest, I challenged you to use...
Plans to localize Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 in the West may be DOA
Sad tromboner Are you a western gamer interested in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3? Well then you best get your...
Futurama lives on in new mobile game
Bite my shiny, metal microtransaction Good news, everyone! Futurama, the twice-canceled sci-fi masterpiece, is coming back (yay!) as a mobile...
Watch me stream the Wii version of Rodea The Sky Soldier
Check out the first 2 hours of the game Watch live video from Destructoid on www.twitch.tv Curious about the Wii...
Fragile gamer says she just can’t handle Destructoid reviews anymore (Fauxclusive)
She can’t even Wiping a stream of tears from her cheek, New Jersey gamer Claudia Bennet confirmed today she can...