Are you man enough for this PokePark Wii video?

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Nursery-room appropriate music? Check. Japanese guy saying “Ackushun Addvenchu-aaahhh”? Check. Gamecube quality graphics. That’s an affirmative. Put them all together, and you know what we’ve got; another PokePark Wii trailer.

Don’t assume that when I say “Gamecube quality” graphics, that I mean it in a bad way. On the whole, I’d rather look at graphics from five years ago than the dermatologically handicapped dudes often found on the HD-consoles. Sometimes detailed graphics just aren’t important, and I see nothing about PokePark Wii that warrants more detailed visuals. Watching Pikachu headbutt squirrels in the ass and periodically get his mime on is a guaranteed good time, regardless of the resolution.

I’m comfortable enough with my manhood to say that PokePark Wii looks promising. Taking real-time Pokemon combat and combining it with the type of mini-games found in Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2 is a fine idea. The game is set for pre-order in Japan right now, and if NoA passes on it like they have so many other NoJ games, I’ll probably import it.

How about you? You feeling this low-res, Pokemon head-to-ass butting thing?

[via Gonintendo]


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