Confirmed: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth making its way to the New 3DS, Wii U, and Xbox One

‘Hope you can clench your butthole for a few weeks’

[Update: Once midnight had passed Ed McMillen confirmed these ports of the game were real on Twitter. The game is not censored in any way on any of these platforms].

April Fools? You can’t trust anything today, especially a press release that’s handwritten and talks about clenched buttholes. Seriously!

We just got this mysterious message in our inboxes that mentioned a multiplatform release for The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, on the New 3DS, Wii U, and Xbox One. The note states that yes, it is for the New 3DS and not the 2DS or older models. That would interestingly make it the second exclusive for the platform after Xenoblade Chronicles 3D. If it’s real.

“See you next month or something.” Maybe? Maybe not (probably not), but I came for the ridiculous note and was satisfied.

Chris Carter
Reviews Director, Co-EIC - Chris has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff!