Unlike Gaga and Beyonce, we can answer
Joke’s on you, we’re doing that podcast thing again! It’s been so long since we’ve done one of these, that I’m not even sure we remember how. Well, I guess there was that Resident Evil 7 spoiler cast, but that hardly counts. For a proper Podtoid, you have to go all the way back to December when Darren brazenly declared that Battleborn should be our game of the year.
But new year, new us. Our new year’s resolution was to start doing Podtoid more regularly again but to wait about two months before acting on it. It’s like going to the gym in early January. All those other jamokes are bumbling around and you can’t even get your dang pump on. Now that those other podcasts have given up on their proverbial gym memberships, it’s time for Podtoid to get some sick gains.
We can’t do it alone, though! You’re the creatine shake that helps beef us up. You’re the human growth hormone that helps us knock it out of the park, like the time Mark McGwire stroked 70 darn dongers (not as a member of the ’97 Colorado Rockies, unfortunately).
The point is: Ask us questions. Ask us who the most classically handsome person on staff is or ask us what the best Lady Gaga song is or ask us what’s the most consistently reliable excuse to skirt social events. Just don’t ask us where our E3 taco truck is because we’re taking those deets to our graves.
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