Two more Pokemon Sun and Moon Ultra Beasts are bugging out

I hope there are UB-40

Here are two more Ultra Beasts, each exclusive to either Pokemon Sun or Pokemon Moon. The latter gets the sexy bug, UB-02 Beauty. According to the Pokemon website, “Its narrow, graceful legs allow it to accelerate with such explosive speed that people claim it can dodge lightning! It is said that any Pokémon that sees UB-02 Beauty, regardless of its own gender, will become infatuated with it and lose the will to battle.” Same!

The bulging, hulking insectoid is UB-02, Absorption. Rather than being incredibly sexy and winning battles by making its opponents too horny, it is incredibly strong. “Its entire body is covered with bulging, powerful muscles. The full force of a punch powered by these muscles would be off the charts!” the descreiption for Sun‘s exclusive UB-02 notes. “Its distinctively long mouth is said to be harder than diamonds.” Same!

These erstwhile Godzilla villains are threatening the Alola region, and “it does look like there may be additional Ultra Beasts beyond UB-01 and UB-02.”

I hope there are 40.

Cramming the headline reference in here, too, don’t mind me.

Steven Hansen