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The E3 stories are still trickling through and will continue for the next few days. So much to admire, but at the same time, so much to despise. Not a lot of kiddies are liking the new Tomb Raider, for instance. You all ought to be grateful, though. Ms. Croft’s latest adventure could have turned out much differently.

Enjoy all our E3 vomit, especially the galleries of Mr. Destructoid tearing it up on the show floor in both full-bodied and sprite forms. Also check out Allistair’s E3 rants and Hamza’s booth photos. And squeezed right in the middle of it all is a brand new Sup Holmes? with the creator of upcoming text game It’s Not OK, Cupid.

Destructoid Original:
E3 Rant: You got what you asked for, happy now?
Famous faces awkwardly pose with a Mr. Destructoid sprite
E3: Bethesda’s booth was decked out in Dishonored props
E3: Capcom’s Resident Evil 6 promotion was creepy good
E3 Rant: The best bows of E3 2012
Sup Holmes: Sext Adventure gaming with Zoe Quinn
Mr. Destructoid has some fun at E3 2012
The hottest booth babe of E3 was at the Sony booth

Community:
Community blogs of 6/9 & 6/10
Forum thread of the day: ZombiU

E3 Previews:
E3: I’m sorry, but DmC: Devil May Cry was great fun
E3: Getting ARROWED in Crysis 3
E3: A Game of Dwarves puts a spin on Minecraft’s formula
E3: Starvoid compacts RTS games into 15-minute chunks
E3: Blending in with Bostonians in Assassin’s Creed III
E3: Dishonored’s quiet revenge
E3: Hawken looks to be the king of free-to-play gaming
E3: A look at Resident Evil 6 co-op
E3: I’m an official BandFuse: Rock Legends groupie
E3: Persona 4 Golden makes me want a Vita
E3: Retro City Rampage in my hands! My dreams came true!
E3: Resident Evil 6 features four-player co-op, sort of
E3: Hawken is getting its own ridiculous controller too
E3: Battlefield 3: Armored Kill epitomizes the franchise
E3: Medal of Honor: Warfighter sure is a military FPS
E3: Carrier Command: Gaea Mission blends RTS with FPS
E3: Guacamelee! on Vita is bueno, but needs tweaking
E3: Ascend: New Gods has a long way to go
E3: Elder Scrolls Online is more MMO than Elder Scrolls
E3: Hands-on with Zen Studios’ Kick Beat
E3: Sitting down with 007 Legends
E3: Fable: The Journey is not on-rails, kind of
E3: Gorgeous free-to-play shooting all over your Warface
E3: Exploring the new Tomb Raider
E3: Joe Danger: The Movie has exhausted my movie puns
E3: F-U-N spells Scribblenauts Unlimited
E3: Put The Moonlighters on your watch list

E3 Video:
E3: Watch me embarrass myself at Tony Hawk HD
E3: Batman: Arkham City Armored Edition kind of hurts
E3: Rayman Legends allows for asymmetrical dick moves
E3: Game & Wario is neither Game & Watch nor WarioWare
E3: ZombiU multiplayer makes you lord of the dead
E3: Project P-100 puts the Clover back in Platinum
E3: A peek at Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
E3: Resident Evil 6 Leon mode wastes my time

E3 Offbeat:
E3: A peek at the Videogame History Museum booth
Non-Specific Action Figure has the last word of E3
E3: Into the Pixel show had art and goat cheese crackers

News:
Grasshopper announces student-made PlayStation Vita games
Abe’s Oddysee being remade from scratch
Tex Murphy Kickstarter reaches its goal

Offbeat:
Jimquisition: The positive side to punching nuns
VGdrumming to Solar Inferno, the most metal Mega Man song

Media:
Cave’s Bug Princess 2 Black Label flying to iOS platforms


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