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Today, we say goodbye to Microsoft Points with the next Xbox Live update, Deep Silver unveils their $1 million dollar edition of Saints Row IV, Pokemon X and Y introduces new mega-evolutions, Sega teases a Yakuza related announcement for August 18th, and Target is going to have Vitas on sale for $199.99.
Destructoid Originals:
Now Bloody Playing: Papers, Please
Carmack’s Oculus rift and Half-Life left for Left 4 Dead
Dead Island MOBA, Carmack Goes To Oculus & Double Zelda!
Extroverted dorks and N64 dreams with Cassie Chui
Community:
Community Blogs of 8-9
Forum Thread of the Day: Dragon’s Crown
Friday Night Fights: Say hello, and wave goodbye
Contests:
Contest: Win an awesome Dragon’s Crown prize pack!
Previews:
Exploring the depths of the ocean in Assassin’s Creed IV
Reviews:
Review: Pivvot
Review: Charlie Murder
News:
Wii U still being sold at a loss, price cut unlikely
GameStop wants to help you trade up from 360 to Xbox One
Streets of Rage 3D Classic will come with a new mode
King of Fighters XIII seems to be coming to Steam
Nintendo reveals Gamescom playable lineup
Peek behind the skin: Sales numbers for Organ Trail
‘Surprise’ Yakuza announcement coming August 18th
Steam Greenlight: Viscera Cleanup, Satellite Reign, Nekro
This edition of Saints Row IV literally costs $1M
Xbox One won’t require multiple Gold accounts per console
inXile is bringing the original Wasteland to GOG, Steam
RAGE creative director has also joined Oculus VR
God of War II director back at Sony Santa Monica
DuckTales Remastered on Wii U to also get a retail box?
Sleeping Dogs, Tropico, and Swapper are your daily deals
Say goodbye to Microsoft Points with the next 360 update
Looks like Target will have PS Vitas for $200 soon
More Dead Island? More Dead Island
Offbeat:
Mr. Wilson was TERRIFYING in the Dennis the Menace game
Celebrate YouTube’s Geek Week with a cosplay music video
So that’s how the Gravity Gun works!
Take a bath with your Kinect
Conan O’Brien plays the Atari 2600 on Clueless Gamer
Media:
A Civilization MMO is a thing that is happening
Onechanbara Z: Kagura with NoNoNo! coming to PS3
Atlus unveils Etrian Odyssey Untold pre-order bonuses
Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds gameplay looks okay
Here’s the trailer for that PS All-Stars Coca Cola thing
Grin maker: Wind Waker HD is beyond delightful
Catch a smorgasbord of indie games for the Wii U
Here’s how Mega Evolutions work in Pokemon X and Y
Get a closer look at the Black Ops II Apocalypse DLC
Project Phoenix is an indie JRPG from Final Fantasy vets
The Wonderful 101 demo is live on the eShop
