Painkiller: Resurrection? How embarrassing — I forgot that game even existed. This may or may not have anything to do with the action-oriented first-person shooter getting about zero marketing. Just sayin’, guys.
The game does apparently exist and it’s almost ready for release, darn it. Did any of you know Painkiller: Resurrection is launching in a little more than two weeks? Until earlier tonight, it was news to me. Anyway, that’s not important.
What is important, however, is that it can be pre-purchased on Steam. Doing so will not only save you money, but it’ll also net you Painkiller: Black Edition (yes!) and Painkiller Overdose (/shrugs) for no extra cost.
Steam, you may be totally evil and out to kill my family, but damn you know how to sell me things I didn’t even know I wanted.