Playthrough: Destiny’s Mars has cars, but not a single hot dog in sight

Max is super hungry for wien– hot dogs

I’ve come down with a bad case of Dumpster Mono, and Max Scoville is terrified of germs, so he made me stay home so he could play Destiny and call it ‘work’. But, without my responsible guidance, he got tricked into playing co-op with a man named Steve, who he thought he knew, but turned out to be a complete internet stranger. That doesn’t stop Max from missing a lot of shots, and misreading pertinent information. 

Bill Zoeker