Nintendo downloads: eShop LOL

It’s Thursday, and that means Nintendo’s released a bunch of stuff that you might care to download. The biggest game this week is Pro Jumper! Guilty Gear Tangent!? on DSiWare and the eShop. It’s a “quirky” platformer in which you run, jump and attack with a towel. Cool. 

On WiiWare, we have a puzzle game called The Mystery of Whiterock Castle, which you won’t buy and Stratego for DSiWare and eShop. 

As for the 3DS’ Virtual Console, you’re surely expecting another great Game Boy game, right? Well, make way … for Tennis! That’s right, f*cking Tennis. Gee Nintendo, you’re keeping that momentum going like a freight train, aren’t ya? 

Jesus Christ, Nintendo.

Nintendo eShop and Nintendo DSiWare™
•  Pro Jumper! Guilty Gear Tangent!? – Chimaki from  Guilty Gear 2 stars in this quirky platformer. Make use of his run, jump and towel attacks to collect apples and successfully bypass the legions bent on his destruction. (For Nintendo 3DS™/Nintendo DSi™)

•  The Mystery of Whiterock Castle – Experience a thrilling search for a missing princess. Find all the hidden objects in 10 meticulously detailed settings as you get to know the various inhabitants and rooms of the castle. (For Wii™)

Nintendo eShop and Nintendo DSiWare
•  Stratego: Next Edition – Demonstrate your strategic skills on the battlefield against opponents who will do everything in their power to outsmart you. Rise to the challenge and become the greatest general of all time. (For Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo DSi)

Also new this week:
•  Tennis (Nintendo eShop)
•  Delbo (Nintendo eShop, Nintendo DSiWare)

Jim Sterling