Electronic Arts has released some previously-print-only Medal of Honor screens to us Internet folk, and something’s missing.
Where’s the facial hair? The box art for this re-booted, modern Medal of Honor brought promise of great facial hair, featuring a soldier sporting a killer beard anyone would be proud of. These screens do feature a man with facial hair, but not the man and not the facial hair.
I apologize on behalf of EA, and as a token of good faith, am posting the video of “Epic Beard Guy” after the jump. Step up your game, EA. Step it up.