Horrifying Wii U Smash Event tasks you with repaying a loan

Also, putting everyone to sleep

If only I could repay all my debt in real life by punching others and collecting the money that shakes loose. …Wait a minute, maybe I can. 

Masahiro Sakurai took to the Miiverse to explain some of the Wii U Super Smash Bros.‘ single-player Events, just some of the many additions found in the Wii U version. Sounds fun.

“Jackpot Opportunity is one of the Events in single-player mode where you aim to collect 1,000 Gold to pay off your loan. This scenario uses Coin Battle rules.

“It’s Past Your Bedtime sets up another predetermined situation for a single-player Event. In this one, Jigglypuff needs to put every fighter to sleep at the same time. There are quite a few scenarios like this that aren’t simply brawls.”