Confirmed: 2016 will have boobs

We’re still waiting for word on butts

As we approach 2016, a lot of questions linger about the upcoming year. What month will Uncharted 4 be delayed to next? Which western third-party developers will jokingly say they plan to support the Nintendo NX? How many times will Hillary Clinton say ‘Goddammit America’ in her concession speech to President-elect Trump?

While I can’t answer those questions for you right now, I can confirm today that 2016 will indeed feature boobs. 

In an interview with 4Gamer, Senran Kagura producer Kenichiro Takaki said fans can expect big changes with the series next year. Before you worry those changes might mean a reduction in certain assets of Senran Kagura characters, Takaki added that he’d like his team to “continue making fun games in this era, with tenderness and our unchanging love for boobs and games.”

So there you have it. 2016 will indeed have boobs. I guess this also confirms that next year will have games too.

Marvelous says there’s more to come for the Senran Kagura series in 2016 [Nintendo Everything]

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