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[It’s a Christmas miracle! -Jordan]
No, not in that way! Well, maybe. I mean, I don’t know what he does to Mrs. Claus in the morning.
Welcome back to Comments of the Week! As you know, this is the community showcase where I compile all of the crazy comments, that’d been said over the week, all in one place! Like the jolly holly man, I know what you kids have been up to, and whether you’ve been naughty or nice. SO BE GOOD, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Unless you’re in the bedroom. Then be bad. SO BAD.
Anyway, the holiday season is all about spreading good cheer, and nothing says that like lively laughs and frantic faps! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
LOL: I didn’t know she was a chubby chaser!
WUT?: Why is daddy jerking off and watching them from the corner?
If you didn’t stop by last week, then check out My Gift to You: last week’s Comments of the Week. Don’t say I never gave you nothing!
If you want to see what it’s like for the elves to pump one of these babies out, then check out the behind the scenes blog about some of the work and thoughts that go into making each edition of Comments of the Week! You might want to make sure you’re hiding behind some curtains, because it’s also totally NSFW!
Dreamweaver: That’s one way to get to Heaven, I suppose.
Dreamweaver: That’s how I feel about amateur porn sites.
Dreamweaver: Why does he want to suffocate the poor raven with smoke?
Dreamweaver: If the cock says it’s NSFW, then it’s probably NSFW.
Dreamweaver: I’m looking at my sister hard enough.
Dreamweaver: That’s what all the hookers say about the other guy when they get stuck with me.
Dreamweaver: They heard “Payday” and everything else was a blur.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Doc.
Dreamweaver: THEY’RE JUST BATTERED ONIONS DEEP-FRIED IN HOT OIL SERVED WITH SAUCE, WHY IS IT THE PRICE OF THE WHOLE DARN MEAL!?
Dreamweaver: Huh, maybe that would me seem bigger. Let’s try it:
My erect penis is 1/15 Wii tall.
I’ll be waiting by the phone!
Dreamweaver: I look forward to Mike Martin’s pornos and “Painting with Occams” being featured one day as well.
Dreamweaver: And that was just a SMALL sample size. 0_o
Like my penis.
Dreamweaver: The shooting’s usually the other way around!
Dreamweaver: You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
Dreamweaver: Back in my day, he would’ve said “please sir, may I have some more?”
Dreamweaver: I prefer White Women Wednesday.
Dreamweaver: She’s gonna jump his banana, if you know what I mean. 😛
From GOTY 2015: Best logo
Dreamweaver: I dare you to find out if that’s actually the acronym. 😛
Dreamweaver: You know what else gets you arrest? Playing with U Wii.
Dreamweaver: Still fapped.
Dreamweaver: If you don’t get it, it’s because you didn’t read last week’s edition. Jerk.
Dreamweaver: Well, two wrongs make a right, so seems legit.
Dreamweaver: Something tells me never to drink anything a Dtoider offers you.
Dreamweaver: And now it’s coming for us.
Dreamweaver: Hot Date with a Dog sounds like my kind of porn!
Dreamweaver: You MONSTER!
Dreamweaver: What the fudge is a “Truth” doing in the “Wut?” section?
Dreamweaver: COMPLETELY UNRELATED, but has anyone seen Elsa lately? :3
I’m going to be on Santa’s naughty list, aren’t I?
From Free Worms
Dreamweaver: I see he’s already eating them.
Dreamweaver: Also include nudity. You can’t have Singapore without nudity.
Dreamweaver: I hear the month of Youwereadopted is lovely.
Dreamweaver: Well, that’s gonna keep me up at night.
Dreamweaver: It brought literal tears to my eye. 8^8
Dreamweaver: WHAT IS HE HIDING!?
And that’s it for this edition! Now, be a good kid and leave out some milk and cookies for me for when I break into your homes to steal your… I mean, for when I “sneak” in to leave all the lovely presents under the tree! Also, Santa’s choosing to wear all black this year, and he’s going to go through the back window, so also be a dear and turn off the security system. Don’t forget to feed the dog sleeping pills and jam a knife into your mother’s gun cabinet while you’re at it!