BOOBIES IN YOUR FACE! A Senran Kagura trailer

Holmes and I have had our peepers locked onto this Japanese 3DS game for a while, sucking up any and all info lactated from the teat of games JOURNALISM. In all honesty, I don’t know why Holmes is so interested. He doesn’t even like boobs! I’ve always pegged him as an ass man.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah! Senran Kagura has a new trailer, as you can clearly see. The first 37 seconds are such a chore — just scrolling moonspeak over environmental backgrounds. You feel like closing the window and finding more productive pursuits, but then BAM! There’s 3D action, magical girl transformations, hand-drawn cutscenes, costume dress-up, the works!

Are you telling me that this game will come bundled with a visual book, a soundtrack, and a drama CD for 5980 yen (about $74) on September 22? And why is the 3DS not region-free again?

Bouncy 3DS ninja game Senran Kagura finally gets trailer [Japanator]

Tony Ponce