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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...

 
 
 
 
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Why Ekans is the best Pokemon

[Published in 2010, this classic Destructoid moment from Jim delivers the facts you need today.  - Niero] There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out ...

 
 
 
 
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Mega64 spills the beans on God of War 4

Mega64 is still around and just as great as ever, as seen above in this "leaked" God of War 4 footage. Did you know in the upcoming game, not only does Kratos take on Norse mythology, but all the other popular religions too? I just wa...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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ChandlerS04

Ive got 6* people wanting to play a D&D Im looking around for a DM to do one shots once or twice a Weve got discord, skype, and Roll20 ready to go and would like to start mid to late Im still working out everyones schedule

 
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indigit4l

Home screen, same wallpaper as the AudioBook player displaying jpg in its Only one other page of icons allowed after home

 
Mike Sounders

Still rocking this one

 
cockaroach

Omg, if Franks slowly disfiguring face in the last episode of season 13 wasnt the funniest thing Ive seen is such a long And it was a really good episode, a high mark for What are some of yalls fave IASP moments?

 
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I keep a blank tab page open so I can see her all the

 
triggerpigking

another fairly weak sketch today, this time of outset island Link, it was so hot that I decided to just take most of the day ill be off work soon though so hopefully I can get out stuff with more quality then

 
Dangus Taargus

Steam Pro Tip: I just got Dishonored (Deluxe), Dishonored 2 (Deluxe), and Prey (deluxe), for the same cost as the Dishonored Complete Its 23 dollars for the DCC, and somehow 7 dollars less to buy the 2 games complete, separately + Prey Deluxe

 
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All of my favorite wallpapers have come from the incredible Omer Tunc: <3

 
Cloudman Sam

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