Game-themed toys you can’t afford: Left 4 Dead’s Tank

Following Gaming Heads’ Team Fortress 2 Heavy statue, another figure based on a Valve property approaches: the Tank from Left 4 Dead. Like its predecessor, this one is rad and mighty expensive.

A cool $299.99 will get you this 15″ polystone-based gentleman of leisure. Take note: the headline was not a challenge. Please don’t buy this thing and proceed to live off of noodles and tap water for the next three months just to stick it to me; think of the children!

Lastly, I want to point out that they blurred the soda can in the publicity shots. This amuses me greatly.

Gaming Heads Unleashes Left 4 Dead 2’s Tank [Tomopop]