I can’t afford all of these new Splatoon weapons

But keep ’em coming!

I keep pumping all of my Splatoon fun bucks into new clothing I don’t need when I could be spending that money on weapons I’ll use once but still want. Such is the kid/squid’s dilemma.

Nintendo is adding another fresh pair of guns to the game tonight at 7:00pm Pacific. They’re called the E-litre 3K Scope and Neo Splash-o-matic. The former has a narrow field of view but an “extremely” long range to make up for it, while the latter is all steampunky and comes with Burst Bombs and the Inkzooka.

How about that Splatfest, by the way? I was this close to siding with Team Water Slides.