Lego Jurassic World isn’t as ‘completely safe’ as they’d like you to think
Damnit, Newman Recommended Videos Look, Jurassic Park people. Just because you have this wrapped up in a Lego veneer doesn’t mean the outcome’s going to be any different. We’ve all seen the movies. Why should we expect vicious dinosaurs won’t attack this time? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool […]
Look, Jurassic Park people. Just because you have this wrapped up in a Lego veneer doesn’t mean the outcome’s going to be any different. We’ve all seen the movies. Why should we expect vicious dinosaurs won’t attack this time?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and I never should’ve watched Jurassic Park III.
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away.
So y'all go rest y'all souls,
'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads.
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...
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