The Legend of Zelda: A Portal to the Past

The wisecrackers over at Dorkly have been on fire lately with their video content. Here we see what might have gone down if Aperture Science operated a campus somewhere near Hyrule, putting a Handheld Portal Generator in the hands of a plucky elfin boy with a princess to save.

I’m torn between the manner of Gannon’s demise and what happens to that poor Blue Bull Knight as to which is the most entertaining use of the weapon.