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Rad Show: A Real Bronx Jeer!

Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen. For I would have mailed you an invitation, but I don't have your address. So please take the following message to heart, and I hope to see you at the unveiling of the new Johnny Luchador on the Rad Show. A ...

 
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Rad Show: Speed Run of Plumbers Dont Wear Ties

The name of the game says it all itself. I'm going to venture into this fabled game, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. If I remember, this game pretty much is a big Power Point Slideshow with some weird plot and awkward conversations. Tonight, we'r...

 
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Rad Show: Age of Time

So after exploring the empty backstage area of gaming to find something weird for you guys to watch, I found this gem of a game called Age of Time. I mean this is not the normal Lucha game by any means. It's pretty strange. I don't understa...

 
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Live show: The Zoo Race - Noah's Adventures 2

[Mash Tactics airs Monday through Friday at 4p.m. Pacific on Dtoid.TV. Watch Rick 'King Foom' Olson play a variety of games, each day with its own theme. With a heavy focus on community and viewer interaction, you can be as much a...

 
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Rad Show: Japan World Cup 2

Rad Show is basically like a night light at Stevie Wonder's house. Tonight's show is going to be pretty stupid. I mean on the level of making Ernest P. Worrell proud of the stupidity that the show will contain. Tonight we're going to play a...

 
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Rad Show: Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix Max 2

When I was a child, I use to collect these small flesh colored rubber men. They were pretty odd, but they were all unique. They were called Muscle Men, and I had an army of them. Then my destructive self decided to let them meet their fate ...

 
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Rad Show: Project Zomboid

Welcome one and all, to the wildest show of all, the Rad Show. Tonight we're gonna jump into Project Zomboid. Yeah, it's a Zombie Survival game, but it's pretty bad ass. And I only play Bad ass games with shirtless men who occasionally get ...

 
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Rad Show: NBA 2K13 with Space Jam Mod

Ladies and Gents, the Gentlemans Club is away this week so I decided to fill their empty seat. With the Steam Autumn Sale going down on the mean streets of the internet, I decided to throw my money at NBA 2K13 for one reason...to use the Sp...

 
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Live show: Killer Instinct practice

[Mash Tactics airs Monday through Friday at 4p.m. Pacific on Dtoid.TV. Watch Rick 'King Foom' Olson play a variety of games, each day with its own theme. With a heavy focus on community and viewer interaction, you can be as much a...

 
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Postal 3 in 'final stages' of development

It's been a long, long, long, long, long, loooooong time coming, but Running With Scissors has declared that the third installment in its controversial shooter series, Postal 3, is nearing the end of its development cycle.  "It’s...

 
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Toys R Us scores MAJOR exclusive: Petz Horsez Family!

Toys R Us has scored the exclusive rights to sell Ubisoft's upcoming DS game, Petz Horsez Family. When (not if) you go out to obtain a copy of this amazing new game, Toys R Us is the only place you can get it. You better make sure you pre-o...

 
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Listen up, masochists: Another Trials HD add-on is coming

The last download pack for Trials HD was well worth the money, if you could handle, uh, stressful situations. Taking it many steps further is the just-announced "Big Thrills" add-on, which will introduce us to 40 new levels when it hits dur...

 
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Pure magic: Add 'junk' to loved Genesis game boxes

This forum thread from our friends at Giant Bomb is freakin' hilarious (some images NSFW). Its title is "Add an inconspicuous MS Paint c*ck to a well loved Genesis cover," and I love forum user BiffMcBlumpkin for making it. It's exactly as ...

 
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Game worlds have grown a whole lot, this image proves it

Game worlds are getting big. Like really, really big. Have you played Just Cause 2? That island is massive. In game world sizes it's practically a continent. Don't believe me? Well, I'll let someone else's photoshopping skills in the image ...

 
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Lindsay Lohan snubbed on the cover of Mean Girls DS

Talk about Mean! The girl that made Mean Girls was totally snubbed on the cover of Nintendo DS game Mean Girls. Well...yeah, if you want to get technical like Samit did, she wasn't really a Mean Girl. Samit actually said this: "Technically,...

 
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LOL: Gears of Venezuelan War w/ Marcus 'Chavez' Phoenix

What an amazing newpaper cover image! This comes from Peru-based Destructoid reader Giancarlo, who says that this image is from one of the most serious newspapers in his country. Here's roughly how the front page of this newspaper reads: H...

 
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Fumito Ueda wants Team Ico games ported to PS3

Ask yourself this question: Would I like to play Ico and Shadow of the Colossus in high-definition on the PS3? If you answered anything other than "yes," I'm not sure I know how to communicate with you. For the rest of us, we...

 
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Are the Bit.Trip guys suing the hell out of Anthony?

I probably shouldn't be writing this, as it may not be good for my friend and coworker Anthony Burch, but he's on his way to GDC and I can't get a hold of him. There is the chance that posting this will somehow negatively effect his ongoing...

 
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Here's another one of those mind-blowing Nintendo moments

Insane videogame trivia that someone won't discover until years after the fact and Nintendo sure do go hand in hand. The prime example (I'm so sorry if this is new to you) is surely the "bushes in Super Mario Bros. are simply green-colored ...

 
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So, some footage was revealed earlier that leaked the first ever full gameplay of Sonic the Hedgehog 4. I don't know about anybody else, but it looked pretty damn swanky to me. However, there was one thing that truly set my h...   read

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THQ sends us a GIANT MASSIVE DARKSIDERS SWORD!

I am fully aware that by posting this, I am essentially opening up any positive review of Darksiders (released this week) to accusations of pay-offs and bias. However, I don't really care, because I just received a GIANT MASSIVE DARKSI...

 
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The Journalism Show: Episode 01

Here it is. After two weeks of demystifying a program I've never used before, followed by a two-day fistfight trying to convert the video, I am proud, thrilled, horrified, ashamed and (insert a dozen other emotions here) to bring you the v...

 
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If you've been following all the talk surrounding potential subscription fees for the PlayStation Network, then this is a very hot story indeed. A brand new market survey has revealed Sony's ideas for the seemingly inevitable...   read

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Mortal Kombat fighters like you've never seen them before

Commence hyperventilating. Back when Vincent Proce was working over at Midway, he submitted a pitch for a new Mortal Kombat. The game in question was to be a total overhaul of the series' "original premise" with "modern mutiplayer and disme...

 
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Those who have played Left 4 Dead 2's "Dark Carnival" campaign will likely know of The Midnight Riders. They are a fictional rock band that Ellis seems to be rather fond of, and the campaign's finale involves the Survivors fi...   read

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American McGee's Alice trailer was a cheeky fake

How's this for a kick in the nuts? That really good looking trailer for Return of Alice that we ran earlier in the week is apparently a fan-made fake and not an official video. Despite looking very professional and more than a little brilli...

 
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Ikaruga drops to half price as XBL Deal of the Week

Originally 800 Microsoft points, some obscure game called Ikaruga has been declared Xbox Live's Deal of the Week from now until Monday, July 20th; available to XBL Gold members for a mere 400 points. Not sure what it's all about, but it loo...

 
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ZeniMax trademarks 'Brink'

ZeniMax Media Inc. -- the parent company of Bethesda Softworks -- recently filed a UPSTO trademark for the videogame title “Brink.” Cue the spooky music.As is usual, there isn’t a sliver of information in the trademark pap...

 
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Pics surface from Level-5 for The Another World (Ninokuni)

If you are as big of a fan of Hayao Miyazaki's work as I am, chances are you had a smiliar reaction to mine when you saw Level-5's announcement of an upcoming DS game with Studio Ghibli: heart racing, erratic bouts of dancing, and the occas...

 
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RetroforceGO! recording episode 47 tonight: Treasure

Finally, dear listeners, it's the episode that Chad and I you've all been waiting for! Tonight we take a look at one of our very favorite devlopers, Treasure, and all of the wonderful games they're brought to us over the years. Founded by a...

 

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Fragments of Him"Great writing and performances, terrible pacing and gameplay"

 

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Chronos"I keep getting older, but they stay the same age"

 

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Larxinostic

Good day to you! The sixth blog in my OST series is live for your Thanks for any feedback! =) It concerns a recent entry in a flagship niche Whatre your favorite less-known game series?

 
TheStantonator

Since I missed the boat on the discussion and with Far Harbor coming out soon, what did everyone think of Fallout 4? I personally found it very repetitive and gave up on it after 30 or so hours having become bored with the go here, kill this

 
jak2364

The Legacy Of Kain series needs a remastered collection cause Im too lazy to use Xpadder for proper controller Ah well, guess Ill crawl on back to my Doom series

 
JuIc3

Got the job I interviewed for, and things are looking good!

 
Parismio

Ugh, overwatch is so hype!

 
gajknight

Hey dudes, is Murdered: Soul Suspect any good? Worth £8? Been eyeing it for ages but always put it

 
guitarvillain

Go to your Youtube library on the left side of the homepage, click on Liked videos, scroll down to the very first video you ever liked, and post it

 
Vadicta

So, I was on the bus today, and there was this high school kid talking about how he needs to have bad grades, so it fits with the brand identity of his virgining rap Thats a new

 
TheStantonator

Overwatch is the Havent been this addicted to a game since World of

 
Sir Shenanigans

Persona people: is 5, having never played one of the previous games, something I could jump into? In terms of narrative? I just love the look of it, super stylish!

 
Fuzunga

Have a good

 
WryGuy

Youve been pre-approved for a Marvel Credit Card with 3% cash back rewards when you shop at Oh, what times we live

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Theres a rumor on IGN saying NX might use cartridges (though I think they mean carts, like 3DS and My knee-jerk reaction was negative, but thinking about it, Nintendo is a stickler for short load if it works well and is cheap, Im

 
OrochiLeona

Civil War? Thats sooooooo last week #UK

 
Torchman

So Torch how was Gunbuster? It was Too short, a little too much nudity for my tastes, title mech wasnt in action until end of episode 4 of Action was great But that ending Good lord that

 
Nathan D

Hot off the rumor mill: Naughty Dogs next project after Uncharted 4 is The Last of Us 2: A Fungus Among

 
MeanderBot

Video game developers are tripping over themselves to make VR games and here I am trying to think of story ideas for an interactive fiction

 
Occams

Its interesting to see that Spider-Man puts a lit cigarette out onto a Latino babys forehead in the opening scene of Civil

 
Fuzunga

I cant believe Nintendo would throw away their three-day Treehouse Livestream to only show That was the best thing ever to come out of E3 coverage!

 
RiffRaff

Protip: Humble Spring Sale just Go spend money and

 
Asterion

FromSoftwares new IP looks very different to

 
FakePlasticTree

Ryujis really feeling it!

 
Luca Blight

Everyone talking about Overwatch, Uncharted 4, Civil War and Persona 5 and Im here wondering wheres my burrito?

 
Ckarasu

I know it probably is not that bad, but there seems to be quite a bit more dialogue in the R&C reboot than there should

 
Gundy

First day of Floral I hate

 
Isuma

Welp, thanks for nothing Atlus! Ill save my hype with the animation announcement and everything for when this game finally arrives in the Until then Im a prisoner of the

 
Sr Churros

Funny thing about my current Emerald run: for the first time Im not using the starter at I got Treeko because I dont really like any Gen 3 starter, but I got Shroomish and I like it Should have got other starter instead

 
OverlordZetta

As someone with a lot of experience in the realm of Sentai, let me say that first impressions dont always hold, and those awful suits that look like they belong more in a bike race might look great in motion! Otherwise, theres always your imagination!

 
Samsneeze

Power Ranger suits for the movie look like discount Iron Man and somehow worse than what we had back in the 1995 And who thought it was a good idea to give them boob armor? What is wrong with people?

 

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