I am not making this up, guys.
Okay, that’s it. We’re done. Skyrim is vanquished, and Ronnie James Dio can now mount his big clean tiger and ride it down into the midnight sea full of shiny diamonds like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue. Or something.
Who knows, maybe Dio’s adventures in Skyrim will continue someday… But, Bill just showed up with a copy of Ride To Hell: Retribution, so I think we’re gonna go play that instead.