Go to any public bathroom stall, and you can expect to find the following examples of vandalism:
- Violently, worryingly, busted door lock.
- Piss absolutely everywhere, except for in the toilet.
- Missing lavatory seat.
- Mysterious waist-high hole in the wall (I think they swap PEZ dispensers through it?).
- Scrawlings on the tiles, describing vague sexual threats with accompanying phone numbers.
None of these items were visible during my frequent visits to the filth-factories at PAX, but I did stumble upon the above inscription, which apparently is the closest to hardcore vandalism that 60,000+ geeks get. Yes, it’s just “No More Heroes” scrawled on the wall, confident that you’ll “get” it. This is perhaps the only time graffiti’s been productive.
You GO, gamers!