This Battlefield 4 story trailer is too dangerous

That poor puppy!

What, you didn’t think this trailer was going to be all pleasantries, did you? That wouldn’t be very Battlefield-like. Well, there’s that nice bit where the guy gently tosses an apple to a little girl.

Apple-tossin’ aside, this trailer’s your obligatory dose of pulse-pounding, profanity-packed, puppy pummeling action. Things explode, people yell a lot, and there’s even some martial arts! That’s all before EA DICE not-so-subtly says it’s going to punch Call of Duty in its stupid dog face.

Brett Makedonski
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