Scribblenauts comes out this week! However, it somehow got leaked and a few people have been playing it already. Any of them who do not buy it at launch should be gutted and strung out to die slow, painful deaths. That might seem harsh, but anyone stealing any profit from the guys at 5th Cell is going to a very special place in hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during a movie. Support good games, damn it!
The point of all this is that some of the people who have gotten the game early have been able to look into its programming and the like. Such a person is Destructoid community member Moose, who, for his first blog post ever, presents us all with the entire list of things that one can summon in the game, which he “acquired.” There are 22,804 items in all, none of which I am reading about. I’d like most of this to be a surprise. I’ve already had zombie stomping dinosaurs from time machines ruined for me, I’m not risking anything else. However, if you want to check it out you can see the list here.