The Daily Hotness: PAX East coma

Here’s all the stuff that happened on Monday, March 14. I’m still in recovery mode, hence no clever thing here at all.

Destructoid Originals:
In which I break down why Homefront’s plot is impossible
Live show: Mash Tactics continues Dragon Age 2
New Destructoid Show: Portal Kombat 3D Arcade Edition
Live Show: Backlog is almost done with Spy Fiction

PAX East:
Portal 2 gameplay footage sneaks out of PAX
PAX East: Dyad is Gyruss for aliens
PAX East: Exclusive jams from Ms. ‘Splosion Man

Contests:
Contest: Win some awesome Razer PC gear!

News:
Hey, creative types! US sign-ups open for inFamous 2 beta
Atom Zombie Smasher out now on Steam
More details on enhanced Cthulhu Saves the World
Hoard also coming to PC and Mac via Steam
Ninja Gaiden producer thinks Bayonetta is old news
Dance Central DLC: Fatboy Slim, Paula Abdul, more
Hasbro, Jagex announce Transformers online game for 2012
Korea rates Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition
David Jaffe criticizes media praise for ‘art’ games
Nintendo DLC: Plants vs. Zombies on your portable lawn
Prey 2 made official, coming to 360/PS3/PC in 2012
Pachter: Kinect outselling PlayStation Move 5:1
Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS ‘crammed’ with new stuff
Mortal Kombat loses Australian appeal, still banned
Parasite Eve latches onto PSN tomorrow
Irem cancels Disaster Report 4
Angry Birds boss claims consoles are dying

Offbeat:
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Media:
Sgt. Heller throws down in classy Prototype 2 teaser