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Jim Sterling, investigative journalist extraordinaire, uncovered some shocking details about Nintendo’s stance on butts today. The proof is in the pudding, and in this case, the pudding is that scientifically enhanced picture of a butt above. Dat statue of David.

Otherwise, it was a bit of a slow day here on Destructoid. The Podtoid crew released their latest episode, and a bunch of trailers showed up, but not much else. I attribute it to everybody being too exhausted from celebrating a Fibonacci day yesterday.

Destructoid Original: 
Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka’s Skeleton Warriors

Community: 
Community blogs of 5/9
Forum thread of the day: Animal Crossing New Leaf

News: 
Resident Evil 6 fails to meet sales projections … again
Disasterpeace releases second Fez remix album
Injustice: Gods Among Us Wii U DLC delayed until Summer
Metal Gear Rising’s Blade Wolf DLC gets a new trailer
Club Nintendo offers refunds for Super Metroid purchases
Compile Heart unveils RPG Fairy Fencer F for PS3
Ouya raises $15 million in new funding
Nintendo Download: Mario and Donkey Kong
GameStop gives you a game for $9.99 with two trades
Epic: Microsoft, Sony to fully embrace F2P for next-gen
Sega testing Transformers: Human Alliance in China
Avalanche doesn’t want to develop games on Wii U yet
Look for the Resident Evil: Revelations demo next week
Shadow Warrior reboot by Hard Reset developer appears
Sony not planning ‘major loss’ with PlayStation 4 launch
Capcom expects a spike in dev costs with new consoles
Manhunt joins PS2 Classics collection May 14
Diablo III auction house exploiters are being ‘audited’
Why BioWare only had humanoid squadmates in Mass Effect
Black Ops II’s multiplayer is free on Steam this weekend

Offbeat: 
Kotaku lied: Nintendo loves penises AND butts!
Watch this: An ode to Garry’s Mod

Media:
That time Pikachu got beat up in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
The final open beta for Marvel Heroes is this weekend
Can you handle this Project X Zone character spotlight?
Rockman Xover shows off Arcade Man footage
Kick the day off with six minutes of Saints Row IV
New Cube World video features hang gliders and sailboats
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate confirmed for US and EU
Batgirl officially announced for Injustice: Gods Among Us
Total War: Rome II drops in September
Ubisoft covers what’s new with Assassin’s Creed IV on PS4
The cover art for Dragon’s Crown is decidedly safe
Slice all the things in this Muramasa Rebirth trailer


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Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in independent games. He produced the Zero Cool Podcast for about four years, and he plays board games quite a bit when he can find willing companions.