The Daily Hotness: Gnome Chompski

Seriously. This needs to be a real game.

PAX East group shots exist (kind of), Nick reviewed WWE All-Stars, Apple’s next conference competing with E3, Tokyo Game Show 2011 could be reduced, Akira Yamaoka’s guitar up for auction and more happening on 3/29/11.

Destructoid Originals:
Destructoid shirts will protect your torso from sun rays!
Exclusive: Why Fez won’t be coming to WiiWare or the 3DS
So about that PAX East 2011 group photo
Live Show: Backlog starts Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom

Community:
Technical Difficulties: A true opponent stands before me

Contests:
Win Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 + Astro gaming headset!

Reviews:
Review: WWE All-Stars
Review: Mass Effect 2: ‘Arrival’ DLC
Review: Total War: Shogun 2

News:
Reggie: Indie developers good, but only with experience
Put on your reading glasses, Rage novel incoming
BioWare writer accused of negatively portraying gay folk
Apple Conference to directly compete with E3
God of War series may be going online
Reggie promises improved digital service on 3DS
Nintendo: 3DS had highest first-day sales of any handheld
Sign up for the System Update Preview program right now
Focus group could have killed DS game Nameless Game
Tokyo Game Show 2011 could be ‘reduced’
Free App of the Day: A Moon For The Sky
Microsoft: Kinect research found a way to reduce lag
XBLA sales: Keflings, Raskulls, Worms, and more
Akira Yamaoka’s guitar, Silent Hill gear up for auction
Anamanaguchi &The Glowing Stars playing in SF on April 7
Study: Wii isn’t necessarily ‘greener’ than Xbox 360, PS3
Microsoft looking into ‘possible misuse’ of XBLIG ratings
Good Old Games has Rayman Forever
Resistance 3 to support Move, Sharp Shooter, and 3D
Achievements and wolves should hit Minecraft this week

Offbeat:
Quick, someone make this real: Gnome Chompski: The Game
Have a Silent Hill fan trailer while we’re at it
Dragon Age gets the live-action fan movie treatment
Scribblenauts’ Maxwell, now in plush and vinyl toy form!
Melt a 3DS in the microwave? Why not?

Media:
Here’s Dragonforce in Rock Band 3 Expert Pro Guitar mode
Children explain the intricacies of Swarm
Grim Dawn is a gruesome RPG you might want to remember
Lasers, swords and dynamic poses: Moon Diver trailer
See the Nintendo 3DS disassembled in this video
Heavy Fire Afghanistan coming to Kinect, PS3, Wii
Atari remaking Warlords for XBLA, PSN
Super Monkey Ball 3D launch trailer has me rolling

Hamza Aziz