Square Enix’s ChocoGo parody apes startups, ridesharing apps

‘Imagine a world free of angry drivers’

Square Enix is coming into April Fools with one of my favorite jokes of the day — a pitch for a ChocoGo app. It’s a ride sharing app where users can “tip greens” and use their favorite lovable birds to get around.

I love the presenter, as he seems like he’s constantly holding back laughter using phrases like “husbandry.” I’m surprised he didn’t claim that ChocoGo would “disrupt” the industry! Doesn’t he knew that disruption is the only viable business model?

Chris Carter
Reviews Director, Co-EIC - Chris has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff!