Senran Kagura 2 has 3D boobs

Yep, those were some boobs alright

Let’s not dance around the huge pair of elephants in the room, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson is a 3DS game about girls who look twelve years old but are totally over eighteen so it’s not pervy, fighting until all their clothes rip and fall off. Powering up requires taking all your clothes off and pushing a cylinder up between your breasts. Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson contains a lot of questionably okay breasts, and now they’re in 3D!!!!!!

So, let me talk you through one mission from the game. This is pretty much every level I played at E3 today. I was dropped into a hallway full of lots of Japanese schoolgirls. I mashed buttons to slice through these schoolgirls with ease, knocking all but their underwear off before killing them. I powered up by removing all my clothes and shoving a scroll between my breasts, then continued to mash buttons, slaying schoolgirls until they met their naked doom.

A boss character then appeared, but unfortunately they were still not a challenge. I mashed my special ultra attack over and over, trapping the boss in a loop where she could not recover or protect herself.

Every so often while fighting the boss the would fall down, with the camera zooming up her skirt and showing off various angles of her cartoon teddy bear patterned underwear.

I then successfully knocked off all of HER clothes too. 

So, going to put this out there, the 3D effect in this game was pretty great. If you want a mindless button masher where boobs are 3D and underwear is plentiful, I guess the new Senran Kagura on 3DS is going to be for you.

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