Nintendo downloads: F*cking Urban Champion 3D

Well, it’s finally arrived. Nintendo has put Urban Champion 3D on the 3DS, and it thinks we’re really excited about it. 

This is, in fact, the best thing that the 3DS has on offer this week, as apparently a “3D Classic” game gives Nintendo a week off of arduously porting a glorified ROM and giving us something we might actually want. Oh Nintendo, what will you do next, you silly f*cking idiots?

There are some DSiWare/eShop games to peruse, and as usual they’re either puzzles games or mascot titles that sound like crap Nickelodeon shows — Zoonies – Escape From Makatu, Build-A-Lot, and Blockado. There are also bullshit Nintendo Video downloads temporarily available — Duel, UYUYUI! and Jason Derulu “It Girl.” Yeah, you’ll all be rushing to get those, right?

WiiWare gets Flight Control, a game in which you “Take on the role of an air traffic controller at an increasingly busy airport.” Jesus, this stuff is depressing.

James Stephanie Sterling