New Destructoid Show: Dragon Penis: The Madness Returns

Oh hello, I didn’t see you come in. I was just watching the 79th episode of The Destructoid Show. Won’t you join me?

On today’s episode, Nick starts us off with some steamy releases. What Monday would be complete without one? After that, Max talks about Alice: Madness Returns and Nick’s preview of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, while I shun both of those games and confess my love for Sonic the Hedgehog.

Meanwhile, the ESRB hates dragon penises and publishers hate used games. Problem?

P.S. Congratulations are in order for Sheldon Tarpey, winner of Max’s Destroy my Blackberry contest. I won’t reveal his answer (you’ll have to watch the episode!), but I’ll say this: we’re going to need a hell of a lot of cement.

Tara Long