New Assassin’s Creed IV trailer ushers in a golden age

Yo ho, Yo ho!

Notebooks out, kids; it’s time for a history lesson. Today, Ubisoft is the substitute teacher, and it wants to talk a bit about the golden age of piracy.

Yes, there’s the obligatory references to plundering and mutiny. Of course there’s some blatant name dropping. There’s even a bunch of shadowy smoke figures, because that’s how Ubisoft rolls.

What? No, this won’t be on the exam. I don’t care if you pay attention. Besides, true pirates don’t need no fancy book learnin’.

Brett Makedonski
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