With many consumers still terrified of seeing the inevitable Red Ring of Death flashing on their soon-to-be-bricked Xbox 360s, Microsoft is doing what it can to downplay the issue, claiming that after four years on the market, the worst of the problem is behind us. Hooray!
“We’ve improved that [repair] process,” claims Aaron Greenberg, Microsoft’s Head of the Official Department of Claiming Things. “It’s very quick, and they may upgrade your system with the latest technology. So that works really well.
“…What we do in general, the way that it works, is that they will fix it with the latest [hardware] improvements that we’ve applied [to current Xbox 360s]. Obviously we’re continuously improving the technology inside the box, not to get too technical. So they’ll apply that when they make the increments to your system.
“What it comes down to is isolating and figuring out the issue, fixing the issue, and the more that we can fix the issue, and know it’s fixed, then we’re good going forward. We’ve put the worst behind us on this, but we know there are a few lagging systems, and so we want to take those and make it right.”
It only took four years. Praise be to Microsoft.
