Max and I have hippie liberal hipster opinions about CoD: Advanced Warfare

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Max and I were playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare while hungover, and started devolving into dumber and dumber jokes, and then Max busts out a term like “jingoistic proto-fascism” because we’re a couple of San Francisco hipsters who definitely don’t have informed, individually refined opinions about things because the world is a vampire and everything is fake.

Bill Zoeker