Hot love shmup Scoregasm on sale just for today

Thumping bullet hell excitement for $2.50

A lot of classic shmups also happen to work as metaphors for insemination. The last level of R-Type Final immediately comes to mind. Wouldn’t you know it, but there is a guy who’s taken that theme even further, with the game like Space Phallus and the award-winning Scoregasm

For some mysterious reason, Scoregasm is 75% off just for today. The game has plenty of interesting bullet patterns and interesting mechanics to explore, so if you like that kind of thing, you’ll like this thing. Rumor has it that if the game sells 1,000 copies during this sale, it will be available for free tomorrow. If you buy it today, you could be paying it forward for your poor internet brothers and sisters in the future.

What would Haley Joel do? I think he’d have a Scoregasm.

Jonathan Holmes
"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Just like in a Gameboy game... a nice tight little world... and all its inhabitants... made out of little building blocks... Why can't these little pixels be the building blocks for love..? For loss... for understanding"- James Kochalka, Reinventing Everything part 1 "I wonder if James Kolchalka has played Mother 3 yet?" Jonathan Holmes