As promised, The Behemoth has put Super Soviet Missile Mastar out for iPhone and iPad. It’s a free download, so you might as well grab the game.
In it, you guide a missile away from inconsiderate birds and helicopters so that your mission to dispense explosive hugs to the United States can be a rousing success.
Consider this your seedy, late-night, and totally off-brand Free App of the Day recommendation. Don’t tell Jim what I’ve done. He’ll gut me like a kipper.