Destructoid Theme Song Contest just got four songs more competitive

Oh Destructoid community members, how I doth love thee!  The ways, let me count them: one, two, three, four new entries to add to the high-pressure theme song contest? How I knew I could depend on the righteous few who saw my call to action a few days ago and knew they wanted to make me proud, to make Destructoid proud. That or they just wanted to win Rock Band

Whatever the motivation, here are a handful of new entries to add to the contest race. Remember folks, you have until November 20th to get your sounds in to musically astound us while simultaneously aquiring a fully paid set of Rock Band on your doorstep. Sweet deal, am I right? Just be sure to send your stuffs over to Ms. .tiff at [email protected]

I’ll kick the front page off with a high-fructoise, super happy funtime remix of the classic Destructoid song assembled by atomisk. Check out the video and download the song at atomisk’s site and then listen to what atomisk describes as “…the far less palatable (but nevertheless highly academic), the Villains Destructoid Cock Academia ReMAX!!!” Hit the jump to listen to three other songs by Justice, Bleep, and Brandon Sarkis, as well as a very special set of Destructoid oriented lyrics thanks to ArrestedDeveloper. Go, go, go!

Justice kicks off his entry with a nostalgic assemblage of old Dtoid videos, a back-beat featuring the ever-present Rick Astley, and a super cereal series of fast-paced lyrics that takes your brain a few seconds or two to grasp.

 

Bleep introduces himself with a sweet old school video mashup, followed by a crunchy synthesis of beats and robo voices.

Hey Mr. Sarkis, thank you for sending in your entry, but you’ll have to do a little explaining for the musically incapacitated. While your entry is robust in sound and melody, what does it have to do with Destructoid?

And finally, a mouthful of kudos go to ArrestedDeveloper for his awe-inspiring and epic lyric write-up to the tune of, yet again,  Never Gonna Give you up. Feel free to Rick Roll yourself for a change and sing along!

We’re no strangers to robots.
You like to play games and so do I.
And when it comes to video game news,
we wouldn’t get it from any other site.
I just want to ask you all a question,
who the Fuck is Jim Sterling?

*Chorus*
Never gonna read joystiq,
reading it would make me sick,
everyone on there’s a dick and a homo.
Only gonna read Dtoid,
or else Niero’d be annoyed,
Workman would be unemployed and homeless.

Been reading Dtoid for so long.
They’ve added blogging, stickam and ventrillo.
Updated daily or they’ve been murdered.
They know their games and they will review them
and if your asking what they’ll score them,
Twighlight Princess got a 4.

*Chorus*
Never gonna read joystiq,
reading it would make me sick,
everyone on there’s a dick and a homo.
Only gonna read Dtoid,
or else Niero’d be annoyed,
Workman would be unemployed and homeless.

*Repeat Chorus*

Joystiq sucks
Dtoid rules

Never gonna read, never gonna read
Joystiq sucks
Only gonna read, only gonna read
Dtoid rules

Been listening to the Podtoid for so long
They talk about game news, also touching children.
For old game news there is Retroforce go
King of all dolphins, Chad Concelmo.
Collete and Topher with his Slurpee
Dyson hates Metroid Prime 3.

*Chorus*
Never gonna read joystiq,
reading it would make me sick,
everyone on there’s a dick and a homo.
Only gonna read Dtoid,
or else Niero’d be annoyed,
Workman would be unemployed and homeless.

*Repeat Chorus*

*Repeat Chorus and fade out*

Tiff