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Welcome back to another Comments of the Week!
This is the community showcase where fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves, can read funny comments from other Dtoiders, such as yourselves. Since we all know how much we love ourselves, that means there’s lots of love in the air, so wave your hands like you just don’t care!
Whether you’ve been busy planning that special night for that special someone, or you simply need something to read to calm your nerves while you wait for the love of your life to frickin’ remember what day is today, then this is for you!
As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: According to a survey, 180 million Valentine’s Day cards are exchanged every year.
LOL: I wonder how many V-cards are taken.
WUT?: Ladies, I’m offering my membership for $69 this year!
If you didn’t check out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then you can find out how big of a bitch my ex is right here. No, I’m totally not still thinking about her!
Dreamweaver: Bitches loves motherfucking mechs.
Dreamweaver: I bet they ain’t got nothing on a Prius.
Dreamweaver: They’re the reason why I never beat Super Mario USA!
Dreamweaver: Can’t we ever be en-raged?
Dreamweaver: Who else is going to be blowing holes tonight? :3
Dreamweaver: When “Fuck yes” just isn’t good enough.
Dreamweaver: He’ll never live that down.
He’ll probably never sit down either.
Dreamweaver: We’re gonna remaster the remasters, yo.
Dreamweaver: It doesn’t mean what you think it means!
Dreamweaver: Try that sex position out for Valentine’s Day!
Dreamweaver: More like Call of Booty, judging from the dude on the left.
Dreamweaver: At least his last name doesn’t begin with a “D”.
Dreamweaver: Step on crack, the dealers will break yo momma’s back.
Dreamweaver: Like the Kendrick Lamar song?
Dreamweaver: No it doesn’t, The Last Airbender was a terrible movie!
Dreamweaver: Dammit, Perro! Your name’s not relevant!
Dreamweaver: I’m surprised it took 56 weeks of Comments of the Week for someone to fall for that!
Dreamweaver: Come on, man, pay attention!
Dreamweaver: Say that with a Russian accent!
Dreamweaver: Chris Carter does kinda sound like the name of an action movie star. Like Chris Tucker playing Agent Carter in Rush Hour.
Dreamweaver: Considering how high up his character is in this screenshot, I doubt we can ever reach his level.
Dreamweaver: Fuck, I wonder if it’s infectious
Dreamweaver: It’s like a boring version of the Mexican Hat Dance.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, I say!
Dreamweaver: Stick to Metroids.
Dreamweaver: …Damn it, Isay.
Dreamweaver: What would we do with the dog bone?
Dreamweaver: Everyone knows Obama cancelled Firefly.
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Dreamweaver: You technically get the satisfaction of giving Steven $20.
Dreamweaver: Whoa, that’s pretty harsh for something that happened 17 years ago.
Dreamweaver: His penis is going to steal all the women away from him.
Dreamweaver: Sounds completely legit!
Dreamweaver: I hope he ate a lot of fiber.
Dreamweaver: It’s so wrong, yet it’s so funny.
Kinda like me in bed.
Dreamweaver: Ew, who the hell eats Frosted Mini-Wheats?
Dreamweaver: That’s how you know someone’s ballin’.
Dreamweaver: Who says Destructoid can’t be educational?
And that’s it for this edition! Now go snuggle up to that special someone before I have to do it myself. You know I will!