Comments of the Week 64: I’ll sell your comments for 15 pounds per year

But just the good ones!

Hey everyone! Long time, no posting eh? Well it’s probably time we started changing that. In recent weeks, probably months now, Comments of the Week has been getting a memory wipe. Well that’s not entirely true, we’ve kept all of the important things like CotW itself, and all of its history. But as for poor bot’s own memories, and other such junk data, well that’s in the past now! We are gonna try this again starting now, okay? Okay then.

Let’s look at the comments of the recent week. If you are wondering why there seems to be comments that aren’t from last week then it’s merely because those comments are leftovers from prior weeks where I tried to get this thing up but to no avail. Didn’t want to waste the work spent on them. Anyway, let’s do this!

Zelda: Breath of the Wild mod adds playable Bowsette

FakePlasticTree: In the time we’ve been away, the internet decided to create a new waifu. Truly it was a mistake to leave you guys alone with the house keys.

Red Dead Redemption 2 estimates around 65 hours of story content

FakePlasticTree: Nothing like 100 hours of work to make you feel passionate about video games, eh?

Venom is a bona fide hit as it outperforms again

FakePlasticTree: He should have gotten out of the “gambling establishment” already at the time when he won the bet on Suicide Squad’s potential as an Oscar film.

Who invited Akechi? Persona Q2 trailer spotlights worst boy

FakePlasticTree: Akechi. Did. Nothing. Wrong.

Rockstar explains why it doesn’t bring in big name actors anymore for games like Red Dead Redemption 2

FakePlasticTree: Actors having a big ego is no good — it reminds Houser of the person he sees in the mirror every time he needs to shave.

Sega unveils ‘Road to 2020 plan,’ which includes concurrent worldwide releases and reinvigorating ‘idle IP’

FakePlasticTree: Sega’s plan for changing a lot of hearts through giving their employees less working hours and thus more development time is certainly a good start.

New video shows off a cancelled Shenmue HD remake

FakePlasticTree: One might say Yakuza is Shenmue. “What ifs.” But let’s see if Shenmue 3 can fill out the, “Could have been.”

Take-Two Interactive abandon trademark for unreleased Agent

FakePlasticTree: Deep Down I find myself not caring too much with the existence of DMC5.

Zombies no longer a sure thing as Overkill’s The Walking Dead PC publisher laments ‘disappointing’ sales

FakePlasticTree: No, undead! Jeez, get your facts straight.

Red Dead Online’s beta goes live for everyone this week

FakePlasticTree: Possibly.

Nintendo of America boss says 60% of their revenue comes from the October to December holiday season

FakePlasticTree: Cucumbers and carrots are where it is at – they have their “uses.”

Nine games on the PlayStation Classic will be PAL versions

FakePlasticTree: No backwards compatibility for PS5 – not even for PS4 games. Lots of remasters, though!

Fallout 76’s stash increase goes from 400 to 600, update coming next week

FakePlasticTree: Should have had rakes.

Splatoon 2’s final content update will arrive next week

FakePlasticTree: I identify as a Chinese produced rubber plant.

The Game Awards promises upward of a dozen new game reveals

FakePlasticTree: Waht?

Netflix scores a live action Cowboy Bebop series

FakePlasticTree: Because Hollywood.

Nintendo Switch sales dominate the Thanksgiving weekend

FakePlasticTree: And now Doom is on Switch, so they have truly been Doom’d.

The Call of Duty movie is already getting a sequel, nabs Black Panther co-writer

FakePlasticTree: Ah, but this movie won’t be a war movie but rather a documentary on the weird suburban sewer creature known as a, “Call of Duty Player.”

People are pissed about the quality of Fallout 76’s Power Armor edition, and Bethesda’s apology gift sucks

FakePlasticTree: Bag ’em and tag ’em.

BioWare says we’ll hear more about Dragon Age next month

FakePlasticTree: This video gamer calendar is very confusing.

Review: Fallout 76

FakePlasticTree: Black Mesa 2 confirmed!

Anthem’s closed alpha will be held next week

FakePlasticTree: Why yes, there will indeed by romances. The kind that involves making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using a sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Rainbow Six Siege movie will document the road to The Six Invitational

FakePlasticTree: No need to change the title either, simply add “XXX” at the end of it.

Quickpost by TheBlondeBass

FakePlasticTree: That ain’t no fish! False branding!

Quickpost by Raikus Magical Holidays

FakePlasticTree: Public Service Announcement.

Quickpost by Inquisitive Ravenclaw

FakePlasticTree: Ravenclaw showing off what he does best.

Quickpost by Vesalius

FakePlasticTree: This isn’t even their final form.

Quickpost by Jared Ari

FakePlasticTree: Jared sharing some words of wisdom that are pretty valid to keep in mind.

Quickpost by Seymour

FakePlasticTree: As noted just shortly ago, Destructoid has among its community many talented people. Seymour is a very talented musician. Go and give his original fan tracks of Persona and Undertale-inspired music a listen.

And that wraps up Comments of the Week for this week! Join us next month…nah, just kidding! Next week we’ll see who takes up the reins, as I try to reassemble a new team together! So until then, I’ll see you all on the flip side.

Stay safe!