Code Name S.T.E.A.M’s Abe Lincoln gets all pushy on his birthday

That’s why we’re sippin’ Bacardi

The anniversary of Honest Abe’s birth was four days ago, but, like Fiddy, we don’t give a f*ck it’s not his birthday. We’re partyin’ now, and we’re similarly celebrating every Commander in Chief’s tenure.

Maybe that’s why Lincoln seems a bit miffed in this Code Name: S.T.E.A.M. trailer. Those hard-working alien-fighters just want to go pop the bub’, but he insists that they deploy. Maybe it shouldn’t come as a surprise; those Lincoln-Douglas debates had “diva” written all over them.