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Some sort of "Destructoid Community Manager/Contributor", whatever those are. Can you eat them? A superelectromagnetic panda powered by Photon Energy and allergy medication. Robo Panda Z was built to fight the forces of procrastination and serial game restarting, but quickly succumb to both. When not busy failing to finish games, Robo Panda Z bakes, rambles about anime/manga (with impeccable taste), and attempts to steal the world’s supply of fluffy animals (with strictly limited success).
Valve’s Chat update proves it might actually employ people
Dropping quality control freed the time required In the middle of all of this e3 news nonsense, Steam has gone...
Frostpunk unleashes terrifyingly helpful automatons upon populace
Devs assure us they haven’t frozen to death It’s certainly been a long time since we’ve heard from the people...
Bomber Crew releases its Secret Weapons DLC and free Winter Update
Because obviously this game needs to be harder Very few games have sent me to a brilliant, firey death one...
The cold, the malnourished, the cannibal: surviving in Frostpunk
Please sir, can I have some more? On the very first day, on my very first decision, I sent the...
Cities: Skylines’ Green Cities makes my town the prettiest flower in a sea of weeds
It’s not easy being green My fledgling city had been laid out in neat little rows; everything in its place....
Have RTS your way with Petroglyph’s Forged Battalion
There may be both Command AND Conquering Today, the veterans at Petroglyph Games announced Forged Battalion, a ’90s-centric RTS that...
Dungeons 3 releases into the Overworld today with accompanying livestream
Narrator promises evil, excessive narration Do you like sitting in the cold and the dark? Do you slap things that...
Oxygen Not Included Oil update strikes black gold
‘Duplicants infected with Hypothermia should no longer vomit Hypothermia germs’ My current favorite sadism-simulator Oxygen Not Included got an update...
Release of Stronghold 2: Steam Edition lets you crush your friends’ castles once more
And their thatched-roof cottages Venerable serfdom simulator Stronghold 2 got quite the interesting release today in the form of Stronghold...
Goodbye free time, Stardew Valley comes to the Switch on October 5
All aboard the Shane Train Farming enthusiasts, gem collectors, lovers of depressed chicken-men – your time has finally come! Stardew...
Oxygen Not Included update slathers you in germs
Employees must wash hands Klei’s new misery colony simulator Oxygen Not Included just got a significant update, expanding on agriculture...
Review: Aven Colony
I’ll never stop reading it as ‘Avian Colony’ My people are starving. You’d think, when settling a polar ice cap,...