Aliens vs. Predator Evolution gameplay demonstrated

And it’s not very compelling

Aliens vs. Predator: Evolution has been out on Android and iOS devices for a little while now, but a new dev diary video going over gameplay mechanics and the abilities of the Xenomorph and Predator characters has arrived in case people had forgotten about it. Those people were likely better off, considering Jim’s review in which he managed to find it even more disappointing than Aliens: Colonial Marines. 

Yeah, this doesn’t look fun. And it’s not helped by the narration. Why is it that so many of these videos feature such dull speakers, largely devoid of emotion? Are they just feeding quaaludes to these people? And where exactly does one procure quaaludes in the 21st century? I’m not asking for me; they’re for a friend of mine.