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GamePro magazine and website are closed forever

GamePro is closed. Gone. Done. The November magazine issue will be the last printed, and the website closes on December 5. Layoffs are underway, says IndustryGamers, though we don't know how many will be affected. GamePro started back in 19...

 
 
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Final Fantasy XIII-2 to have Ass Creed Rev DLC costume

Here's a strange cross-promotion for Square Enix and Ubisoft.  The costume worn by Assassin's Creed Revelations main character Ezio Auditore will be available as an optional outfit for Final Fantasy XII-2's Noel Kreiss via DL...

 
 
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DIZZY THE EGG IS COMING BACK, BITCHES!

Now, I don't expect too many of you to be excited, especially if you're not British, but DIZZY THE EGG IS COMING BACK! The ancient mascot of Codemasters (before the studio went a bit rubbish), Dizzy starred in a series of taxing puzzle-adve...

 
 
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Skyrim launch party, a bardic tale of booze & dragons

There is a dragon in the Belasco Theatre. I repeat, there is a dragon in the Belasco Theatre. I'm not the only one that sees this, right? I am surrounded by people infinitely richer and more recognizable than me, people like Christina Aguil...

 
 
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WTF?! Nintendo's patent for a Wii Remote touchpad

A new patent from Nintendo Japan shows an accessory that attaches to the Wii Remote to add a touchpad. Why in the hell would we want a touchpad on the end of a Wii Remote? Wouldn't fisting a remote with one hand to diddle the top end of it ...

 
 
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Tim and Eric provide a trailer for Saints Row: The Third

Tim and Eric, the guys behind the aptly named Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, have teamed with THQ to make an episode of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax from Saints Row: The Third a reality. The video above is a tease...

 
 
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Videogame workshop gets your grandparents game on

My grandma is ace at bowling in Wii Sports -- and yes that is her throwing it down in the pic above (be nice and send some positive energy her way as she's currently in the hospital). But while she may have the natural bowling abilities of ...

 
 
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Chucky from Child's Play is getting a videogame (WTF?)

Child's Play is one of the few movies to truly terrify me as a child, and one I never watched in full until I was an adult. Dolls are scary at the best of times, but murderous ones voiced by Brad Dourif are ten times more horrifying. Oh, an...

 
 
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Buy a gold cartridge figure because they are cool

The golden cartridge is a Nintendo icon, and is also the basis of Squid Kids Ink's newest 10-Doh! figure, which features art by Andrew Wilson. Only 100 figures were made, and were originally only available at Gallery1988...

 
 
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Jay-Z has 99 problems and Battlefield isn't one

EA has decided to put together a little teaser trailer of gameplay in Battlefield 3 to get you excited for the actual full length trailer that will be broadcast on television September 26th. Because seeing a trailer on television is such a...

 
 
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Rapala for Kinect is full of fish punching

At first glance, Rapala for Kinect sounds like it would be the same old song and dance. Motion controlled fishing game? Yeah, been there done that. But after watching the trailer, it has come to my attention that you can punch fish in this...

 
 
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Uwe Boll returns with another baffling videogame movie

Remember Zombie Massacre for the Amiga? No? Well, that's fine because Uwe Boll does. He remembers it so fondly, he is adding it to the long, long, list of games he believes would translate into movies. The 1998 Doom clone is apparently puls...

 
 
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Kanye West is performing live at Call of Duty XP

Call of Duty XP is a big deal and so is Kanye West. Putting them together at an event is kind of crazy. A big deal, right? Hamza is freaking out over here in the office about the artist's upcoming performance at Call of Duty XP, set to go d...

 
 
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Sony bringing a new PSP model out this year! (Update)

[Update: Sony has stated that this will be a Europe-only deal and won't come to North America. Makes sense, since Europe's apparently still so keen on the system.] Wait, what? Yes, you read that right. Not content to get us all hyped for th...

 
 
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Destructoid LIVE 2: Sterling vs. SEGA

Destructoid LIVE 2 is happening at PAX Prime 2011, in the Unicorn Theater. It'll be at Noon on August 28, and it'll be a lot of fun for all the family! We're going to have prizes, Destructoid editor humiliation, and at least one rather cool...

 
 
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The Pokemon Center suffers a communication error

If you've listened to Podtoid and my stories about "The Flat In Bromley" where people would watch Mad Max while coming from an ecstasy binge, then that's all the backstory you need to this video.

 
 
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The Legend of Cucco

Cuccos: for years we've taken their ability to glide safely across Hyrule for granted. When we had no further use for these beautiful creatures, we cast them aside without a care. We even hit them a few times when they got in our way. We m...

 
 
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Nintendo 3DS goes $169, old customers get 20 free oldies

Nintendo has announced that they will be changing the manufacturer suggested retail price for their Nintendo 3DS handheld worldwide. The gaming system which launched less than five months ago at $249 will be available for a mere $169.99 com...

 
 
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SDCC: Cosplayer brings a real AR-15 rifle to Comic-com

Wow. Just wow.  I heard some Comic-Con security guys talking earlier today. They were laughing at some of the props used by cosplayers, talking about how real some of them looked. It turns out that some of the stuff cosplayers are brin...

 
 
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SDCC: Capcom collaboration with Hello Kitty?

During a Capcom Street Figther X Tekken fan panel at San Diego Comic-Con this afternoon, a slide from Yoshinori Ono's presentation section on upcoming releases teased a collaboration between...well, you see. We can't say names! Ono say...

 
 
 
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E3: SEGA's Sonic Boom breaks E3 with pure insanity

Please forgive the quality of this video. No camera created by mortal men can handle the miracle that was SEGA's 20th anniversary party,  Highlights include the lead singer of Crush 40 trying to get people to sing along, Sonic: The Mu...

 
 
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E3: Dude...

You always see galleries of booth babes in E3 coverage. Females. But what about the guys? There should be some lookers in the biggest sausagefest of them all, right? We...we found some. Kinda. Enjoy Destructoid's E3 dude gallery. Sorry.

 
 
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Wanking, pooping, killing puppies, being Welsh

A series of trailers for the PSP game Gladiator Begins has quietly started on Youtube, drawing the attention of very few but dropping the jaws of all who witness the bizarre footage contained within. The latest video was released yesterday...

 
 
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Hellgate: London returns as free-to-play MMO

Remember Hellgate: London the ill-fate MMO that was released in 2007 and promptly fell flat on its face? Well, beyond all sense and reason, the game has clawed itself out of the grave and has returned with a new free-to-play model.  Th...

 
 




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