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Black Mesa will come out September 14, world is ending

The President of the United States of America: "Good evening, men and women of America. At 5:42 PST, today, our elite crew of internet lurkers spotted a post from Black Mesa Source Project Leader Carlos Montero on the mod's official message...

 
 
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New DSi colors coming this week for some reason

Yes, Nintendo DSi, and not 3DS or even DSi XL. Just DSi. New colors. For some reason. Out of nowhere, Nintendo of America dropped a TwitPic on their Twitter feed showing of the upcoming Matte Red and Matte Blue DSi systems hitting retailers...

 
 
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Extra fancy: rare PowerFest 94 SNES cart sells for $12K

[Header by Calvin Wong] Look, I've collected my fair share of uncommon videogames and trinkets. As someone who has parted with upwards of $300 on a single purchase, I understand the desire, the thrill of getting your hands on a unique relic...

 
 
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SDCC: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 gets 100+ swimsuits via DLC

Because, boobs. Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily clad female ava...

 
 
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EyeToy Kama Sutra game could have been a reality

I'm always surprised by the lack of porn on modern consoles, especially with all the, err, "input possibilities" that motion controls give the user. It's not for a lack of trying though, if Sony Computer Entertainment executive producer Pet...

 
 
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Paul McCartney working on writing music with Bungie

Well, happy Bungie Day everyone! On the seventh day of every July, Bungie fans impatiently wait for cryptic messages of upcoming projects that Bungie happens to be working on at the time. This year's most exciting Bungie Day announcement di...

 
 
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Yuke's acquires rights for Lingerie Football League game

First off, I can't believe that there's something called the Lingerie Football League. A press release hit our office this morning with "LFL" in the subject line like we were supposed to know what that was. It turns out that the LFL is an ...

 
 
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MGS creator Hideo Kojima may be working on a family sim

Hideo Kojima is like the adorable, genius Japanese game designer dad I've always wished I had. With Kojima's upcoming, untitled project, I may come one step closer to learning how to love and live like a Kojima. "Now I'm starting a new seri...

 
 
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E3 Rant: The best bows of E3 2012

With The Hunger Games behind us and Brave ahead of us, one could exaggerate and say bows are making a comeback in film. But then, you look at games and go, "holy crap!" There were no less than 50 games featuring bows at E3 this year. Some w...

 
 
 
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Apparent beta footage of Halo 4 leaked via a VHS tape

NeoGAF has found a video on YouTube this morning from user Skid Kid, which shows him putting a VHS tape into a TV that is sitting on a hay bale while he blasts obnoxious music in the background. You really can't make this stuff up. The str...

 
 
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This man has proof that consoles are better than PCs

According to this man, Call of Duty is better than Diablo III. He can also rap like one heck of a little champion and has an angelic laugh that could coax a smile from the bereaved mother. I do believe, in fact, that the world of gaming in...

 
 
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This fragrance will make people like you more

Every so often a marketing idea will come along to gear their product toward 'gamers' or 'geeks', and sometimes those products aren't terrible. Or you get something like Erox, a unisex fragrance targeted at the aforementioned demographic. T...

 
 
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Diablo III sells 6.3 million copies

Despite controversy surrounding its always-online requirements, Diablo III has remained just a little bit successful. How successful? Well, it cleared 3.5 million sales within the first 24 hours of release, and has totaled over 6.3 million ...

 
 
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You may have to wait 25 years for another Kid Icarus

Say it ain't so, Lady Palutena! When asked point blank by IGN regarding a potential Kid Icarus: Uprising sequel, project head and famed Smash Brothers creator Masahiro Sakurai had this to say: “because we pushed a lot into the game in...

 
 
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NBA Baller Beats a grim portent for home furnishings

Majesco is making an NBA licensed game for Kinect called NBA Baller Beats which uses a real ball. Above is a teaser narrated by rapper Common which promises a gameplay demonstration this June at E3.  I have just one question: Did nobo...

 
 
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Blizzard has only one launch event planned for Diablo III

And it can only be found in Blizzard's own backyard of Irvine, California. The Irvine Spectrum Mall's GameStop, to be more specific. Staff of the Diablo III development team and Blizzard Executives will be bringing along with them tons of g...

 
 
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New Battleship trailer has battleships, not much else

This is actually happening. Hollywood has somehow managed to take what originally started as a pencil and paper guessing game that predates World War I and made Battleship into a summer blockbuster that has absolutely nothing to do with th...

 
 
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Noobz gets a summer 2012 release date

Announced today is a summer 2012 release window for Noobz. If you don't know what that is, Noobz is the story of four friends that travel across America as they do crazy things and compete in professional Gears of War 3 at the Cyberbowl to...

 
 
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The Walking Dead now has an online talk show

You read that right. Telltale has organized an online talk show centered entirely around their upcoming episodic adventure game The Walking Dead called Playing Dead. Which makes sense, given how huge the franchise is. Except I'm going to b...

 
 
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Twisted Metal: Be Mine is disturbingly funny

Blue Goggles Films had one of their newest videos featured on the Machinima channel recently, and it's absolutely brilliant. David Jaffe himself enjoyed the video, exclaiming "DAMN NICE!" on Twitter. It features Sweet Tooth of Twisted Meta...

 
 
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'WTF is with empowered women in video games now?'

This thread is currently doing the rounds among the usual social networks, and I felt I had to share. Posted to the "Men Going Their Own Way" forum (so you already know it's comedy gold), a thread called "WTF is with empowered women in vide...

 
 
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Ocean Marketing's PR goof becomes Internet sensation

In the hours following Ocean Marketing's public shaming, the unprofessional exploits of Paul Christoforo have become the latest Internet fascination -- so much so that even insurance company Geico has gotten in on the fun.  The combine...

 
 
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This Skyrim Saturday morning cartoon will make your day

Every single thing about this screams nostalgia. If you were ever a kid you'll remember waking up at the crack of dawn every single Saturday morning to catch your favorite cartoons. Legendary YouTuber HarryPartridge has put together his la...

 
 
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Method Man announces Sour Patch Kids game

Go ahead. Read the headline again. I wouldn't have believed it either. Method Man appears in this music video serving as the announcement of a videogame based on the candy brand Sour Patch Kids which will be published by Capcom. Yes, that&...

 
 




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