Helghast spooks a bunch of game journos, gives them Killzone cakes

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The above video is rather stupid, yet contains a more coherent and concise plot than the single-player campaign of Killzone 2. Yes, I went there, that’s just the sort of hard-edged videogame blogger I am. Perhaps that’s why the likes of IGN and GamesRadar got free cakes from a Helghast and I got nothing. NOTHING!

Someone dressed up as a Helghast soldier and wandered around San Francisco, distributing cakes to nerds this past Friday. What I want to know is where I can pick up one of those uniforms for myself. Not that I want it for anything perverted. 

Anyway, watch the above footage, cringe, and then make sure you check out our Killzone 2 review


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