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Deus Ex 3 debut trailer: this is what prostitution tastes like

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Published: Nov 26, 2007 03:39 pm

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The original Deus Ex is right at the top of my list of all-time favorite games. It occupies a spot sandwiched between Fallout 2 and the Age of Empires series, so saying I’m a fan of Warren Spector’s baby is an understatement on par with saying you’re currently thinking about opening a new tab to look at pornography.

After hearing about it this morning from Gamasutra’s Leigh Alexander — the Brian Williams to J. Chobot’s Oprah — my brain was filled with horrific visions of what an abortion Deus Ex 3 would inevitably be. Thanks to this trailer, and its suspended fetus, I’m beginning to think “abortion” is the most appropriate shard of pre-release hype I can apply to this thing.

Deus Ex 3: Because it’s illegal for us to offer blowjobs for cash. 

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