Movable Breasts: A poem for Hideo Kojima

Jed Whitaker | May 12, 2015 8:00 am

I hope he likes it

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I was inspired to write a poem for the father of Metal Gear Solid, after reading our very own Kyle MacGregor’s A Gardevoir for all Seasons poem. I tried to make it about something he likes: movable breasts.

Kojima, senpai, won’t you love me too?

Jed Whitaker

Tags: Destructoid Originals Hideo Kojima Konami Metal Gear Solid

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