Dudes, I just got the weirdest damn gaming book of all time

I’m not making this up

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Yesterday I opened a package and found a book staring back at me called “The Unofficial Holy Bible For Minecrafters: New Testament.” Naturally, my first reaction was “oh it’s a tome of sorts for tips in the game, makes sense.” But I was dead wrong. Having just sipped my morning iced tea (unsweetened, I’m not an animal), I came across the actual subject matter — it’s literally a holy bible.

I don’t know how I got it, and I think I’m going to keep it that way. I’m not making this shit up, check the gallery below to see what I mean.

The book, which I have dubbed “Life of MineJesus” literally tells the tale of the New Testament in the form of a machinima-like way, complete with dialogue and captions. There’s also one on the Old Testament if you want to be extra holy. This thing is 300 pages. Someone made this.

It’s two finger points away from Buddy Christ.


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