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Eat trash as a bear in Wii U exclusive Epic Dumpster Bear

I've covered weird Wii U eShop exclusives before, but Epic Dumpster Bear might be the most out there. Inspired by 16-bit platforming classics, you'll be playing as a bear who eats food out of dumpsters because an evil corporation dest...

 
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Nintendo Download:

Nintendo Download: Wild Gunman

Nintendo isn't really picking up steam after a number of meh weeks on the eShop, as the Wii U is only getting a few Virtual Console games today -- Hogan's Alley, Wild Gunman, and The Adventures of Bayou Billy. Billy is particularly mem...

 
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Molly Maggot

Nintendo Download: Molly Maggot

I try to stay positive during these roundups, but outside of one new game (Molly Maggot on Wii U), this week is absolutely abysmal. On Wii U there's the aforementioned new indie, following by 1080 Snowboarding on Virtual Console. ...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Super Mario Galaxy

It's not a big week for Nintendo platforms, as everything is old. The original Mario Galaxy is coming to the Wii U, and Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition is getting a free update on 3DS. The latter will bring m...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Cloud in Super Smash Bros.!

It's not a bad week for Nintendo systems, as Cloud's appearance in Super Smash Bros. (and his Midgar stage) highlight the Wii U and 3DS offerings. Also on Wii U is Minecraft: Wii U Edition (sadly without GamePad inventory manageme...

 
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Super Mario Galaxy

The ESRB has rated Super Mario Galaxy for Wii U

If an ESRB rating found by Nintendo Life is to be believed, it looks like Super Mario Galaxy is coming to the Wii U. Don't get too excited, because it's more than likely that this won’t be a remake or an HD remastering. If it was, it ...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Fast Racing Neo, Devil's Third NOA snub

It's been a while, but this Nintendo Download week is most definitely highlighted by a few major third-party eShop releases. The Wii U headliner is Fast Racing Neo, which I highly recommend to any Wipeout or F-Zero fans out there. Also...

 
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Zack and Wiki

Zack and Wiki just found its way onto the UK Wii U eShop

Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure is one of the true forgotten gems on the Wii. A point and click puzzle adventure game, it focused on using the motion controls the console was based around in really intelligent ways. Simple repet...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Xenoblade Chronicles X

Both systems are getting big-time releases this week, with the Wii U kicking things off with Xenoblade Chronicles X tomorrow. Also, Trauma Team Wii is coming back from the dead, alongside of Kung Fu Panda: Showdown of Legenda...

 
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Monster Hunter X

Monster Hunter X has outsold Monster Hunter 4G in less than a week on the Japanese eShop

Japan likes Monster Hunter. It likes Monster Hunter a lot. The series sometimes doesn’t get the love it deserves in the West, but in Japan it’s a bona fide gaming phenomenon. Japan likes Monster Hunter so much that Mon...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Cyber Deals

Well, this is an awkward digital Thanksgiving dinner. Nintendo sent over the main courses for the available 3DS and Wii U eShop downloads today, and they're rather paltry. Wii U will see Konami Krazy Racers and Cutie Pets Jump Rope, wi...

 
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Nintendo deals

Nintendo's big 3DS and Wii U eShop sale is up

Y'all ready for some cyber deals? Nintendo kicked off its big eShop sale on Wii U and 3DS titles today with discounts up to 50 percent off. Wii U The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD ($34.99) Pikmin 3 ($38.99) Captain Toad: Treasure Trac...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Typoman

It's a relatively big week for the Wii U eShop, but both of the heavy-hitters haven't reviewed well here at Destructoid. You have Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, and Typoman, the latter of which saw numerous delays in the past. Also on Wii U is ...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Nintendo Badge Arcade

This is a pleasant surprise -- the 3DS just got the Nintendo Badge Arcade app, which allows you to play a crane game to obtain icons, which you can customize your home screen with. Also on 3DS is Horse Life 4, as well as Stella Gl...

 
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Nintendo Download:

Nintendo Download: Yo-Kai Watch

Finally! After two years, Yo-Kai Watch is arriving outside of Japan. It'll be available tomorrow on the 3DS eShop, and it's pretty great. You can also watch the show on YouTube for free starting this week. The rest of the 3DS offerings...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Human Resource Machine

It's a relatively low tide for the eShop platform this time around. On the Wii U you'll find Human Resource Machine, Octodad: Dadliest Catch, PictoParty, and Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town. I haven't tried the Wii U port ye...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes

It's another big week for Nintendo platforms, as a new Fatal Frame game is arriving as a Wii U eShop exclusive. Additionally, you'll find Just Dance 2016, Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts, Ascent of Kings, Color Bombs, Cutie Pets Pick Berries, J...

 
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Sexy bucks for furries

Get nude humanoid deer as stamps for Wii U this week

This Thursday, the game with the greatest Miiverse stamps of all time launches on the Wii U. Cutie Pets Pick Berries is an E-rated puzzle game that has hunky humanoid deer -- officially known as Mandeer -- matching berries while smiling in...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Dragon Ball Z: Extreme Butoden

After a string of okay Nintendo Download weeks, this one is really great. On Wii U we have Yoshi's Woolly World hitting tomorrow, as well as Final Fight One, Momonga Pinball Adventures, Ninja Strike: Dangerous Dash, and Rakoo & Fri...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash

The Wii U side of things is decidedly low key today, with Race the Sun, Whispering Willows, and Perpetual Blast showing up on the eShop. There is a great GBA addition in the form of Pocky & Rocky With Becky, which hails from t...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Freedom Planet

At last -- Freedom Planet is hitting the Wii U after multiple last-minute delays! If you happened to get the demo during the [email protected] promotion you'll get 15% off the full game. Also on Wii U is that last bit of Smash Bros. DL...

 
Hold Your Fire
Back when the Nintendo Entertainment System first launched, console games had developed a reputation for being "landmine purchases," meaning that they look safe until you touch them and they blow up in your face. E.T. fo...   read

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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer

The 3DS is taking the center stage this week, but the Wii U has a few releases to tide you over. First up is Extreme Exorcism, as well as Starwhal, The Ignition Factor, Hold Your Fire: A Game About Responsibility, Beatbuddy, Job the Leprech...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Free Shovel Knight DLC

We already have a heads-up on what's going down this week on the Wii U and 3DS eShop, and the headliner is easily the free Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows update. This expansion will be integrated into the game by way of an update tod...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Super Mario Maker

This is a big week for the Wii U, with Super Mario Maker's release scheduled for tomorrow, both digitally and at retail. Also on Wii U you'll find Tecmo Bowl, Explody Bomb, Funky Physics, Q.U.B.E. Director's Cut, Star Sky, and The Swindle. ...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Gunman Clive HD Collection

The Gunman Clive HD Collection is easily the highlight today for the Wii U eShop, and you can get a full look at what to expect here. Also on Wii U is Vs. Excitebike, and Mario Golf 64. That Excitebike release is actuall...

 
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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Sin & Punishment (Wii U)

The Wii U is getting a lot of awesome stuff this week, including Runbow, Sin & Punishment, Sin & Punishment: Star Successor. You'll also find Brave Tank Hero, FullBlast, and Pixel Slime U. Disney Infinity 3.0 will be out on Aug...

 
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Fatal Frame Wii U

Fatal Frame Wii U is an eShop exclusive in North America

Fans speculated that Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water would be a digital-only release on the Wii U eShop in North America. Unfortunately, they were correct. Nintendo confirmed its launch plans (October 22, $49.99) in a 2015 video game rel...

 
Nintendo Download
We're only a few weeks away from the launch of Super Mario Maker, but for now we'll have to make due with the eShop. This week, the Wii U is getting Crab Cakes Rescue, Factotum, Mortar Melon, Woah Dave!, The Bridge, and ...   read

Nintendo Download
Pandora's Tower is awesome. It's also coming out on the Wii U today for $19.99. In addition, you'll find Wind-up Knight 2 on the eShop. That's basically all she wrote for the Wii U. It seems as if Freedom Planet has been...   read


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